wastedead 

When you're drunk enough that you're on the brink of death.

Person 1: Dude you're back from the hospital, you good?

Person 2: Yea man, I was only wastedead. Thank God I didn't take another shot.

wastedead by Chaz Badazz April 12, 2016

wastecadet 

Being a bum, doing nothing all day apart from the same stuff over and over, and its all done in your own house.

Always being lazy, but staying chilled out, just relaxing and being laid back.

Its a whole life stlye, the way you live, the way you do your work, the way you dress, the way you talk, the way you log on to your computer, the way you do anything.

And yet when the NEED comes you do it, but you do it slowly and at a pace others don't know how to go, and it always seems to get done in a good and decent way.

Damn, such a wastecadet!

Hurry up you wastecadet.

Gotta get it done wastecadet.

I'm a wastecadet and happy to be one, now go away i'm sleeping.

wastecadet by DMC13 August 12, 2006

wastedface

noun. being completely trashed to the point where you can tell just by looking at someone's face that they are close to blacking out.

I went to that party and got completely wastedface.

I plan on getting wastedface tonight.

wastedface by UD girl April 20, 2007

wastecadet 

Some one who is starting to be a wasteman is called a waste cadet.

'Ben Scott is a wastecadet''

wastecadet by LIVID-__- April 13, 2007

wasteder 

Wasted (as in "drunk with alchohol") but on a higher lever.

"I got the plan for the perfect weekend: let's get wasted and go to the dance."
"Yeah."
"Let's get wasted and go to the game."
"Yeah!"
"Let's get wasted and get--wasteder!!"
"YEAH!"
"Is that a word, 'wasteder'?"
"If there isn't, there ought to be!"

wasteder by nikkan_hanil December 11, 2003

wastecadette 

a higher form of a wasteman.

usually spends their time trying to get other people to follow their waste tecnniques.

generally hated by everyone.

do a lot of stupid random things.

there are other ranks of a wasteman
e.g wastegeneral, wastecaptain, wastecleaner

"dude i just drank all your mum's vintage whisky!"

"omg you are such a wastecadette!"

wastecadette by dunkkk December 6, 2006

wastecadet 

becoming stupid, acts stupid, growing up to be a wasteman

man that boi is a wastecadet.

wastecadet by doubz t July 24, 2006