Fashionable Wanker 

A male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. They would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a God... Likes to think they dress very well.

"Hey, do you know Ella's brother?"

"Yeah, he's a bit of a fashionable wanker"

Fashionable Wanker by Michael Clifford's girlfriend June 22, 2013

sunset wanker 

A person who always has to take pictures of the sunset and ejaculates at seeing the sunset

"Hey it's nearly sunset I need to get my tripod out"

"Sunset wanker"

sunset wanker by L@ndo August 5, 2014

Briefcase Wanker 

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.

Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.

Briefcase Wanker by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022

Minge-Bag Wanker 

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.

"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"

Minge-Bag Wanker by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard 

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022

Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory 

Anywhere specific a man goes to "get the job done".

Oh, don't sit there, that's where Rob goes for Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory.

Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory by Jake16888 May 22, 2013

wanker 

Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.

S: "I don't talk to girls!"
Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"

wanker by plasmafury May 25, 2010