Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 8, 2020

Mommy's vegetable cabinet

The fandom of HeronGale, originated from a throwaway line, his chat spammed it until it became a thing

HeronGale : im like a kid on Christmas thats found mommy's vegetable cabinet
His chat : i n t e r e s t i n g

by Throw_meatthesun February 24, 2021

Goku x Vegeta

why.... why does it exist.....

person 1: I love reading Goku x Vegeta fanfics
person 2: I'm no longer friends with you

by shadowed_69 July 17, 2022

Badge in the Vadge

When your dick is nicknamed Honey Badger and you stick it in your girl’s vagina trying to add your love pudding to her honey pot.

I’m about to put the Badge in the Vadge so relax and open up the honey pot.

by Sunshower NC September 19, 2022

Chill like a vegetable

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.

I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable

by Beckman5_01 February 7, 2024

Doing A Vegeta

Celebrating your win and underestimating your opponent before finishing the job

"Yo bro you gonna finish him off "
"nah i won already, he's a bitch ass weak ass loser"
"bro stop your doing a vegeta"

by Pickle Joes February 16, 2024