vanilla latte girl

Female with light skin, a take on the stereotypical 'girl next door'. Is similar to the 'white girl' (orders vanilla lattes at Starbucks, never seen without wearing makeup, smashes avocado toast etc). however she's rather bland and boring personality-wise and forever obsesses over how she looks on Instagram. Gets bored easily and is quite basic. Far too sweet in big doses. May rot your teeth if you hang around her for too long.

- This term originates from the song 'screenshots' by BINDY.

Me to my friends: "She's nice and all, but she's a bit of a vanilla latte girl."
Me to UD: "Have you heard the song 'screenshots' by BINDY? My ex boyfriend dumped me for a vanilla latte girl, like in the song."

by BINDY_ May 15, 2022

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Get the vanilla latte girlmug.

chocolate vanilla bomb

Blowing your load in your girls ass, then filling your mouth with the juices as the leak from her, then spitting it in her face.

I am a dirty pig, give me the chocolate vanilla bomb!!

by riotchilde June 11, 2006

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vanilla sprinkle

When a man cums on a womans vagina and puts salt on it then licks it off

wo yesterday my boyfriend gave me a vanilla sprinkle

by revolvingdoorhandle March 6, 2008

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Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

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