Sphincter Twitcher

A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)

“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher”

by Squickly July 4, 2018

maggot twitches

Maggots that twitch. It’s in the name. You’re dumb for looking it up.

I like faggot bitches. Almost as much as I like maggot twitches.

by Beyazzled October 29, 2018

The Twitchies

Involuntary muscle twitching while high/stoned

Hey Greg, I got the twitchies! My legs are cramping up!

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Twat Twitchy

When your vagina pulsates thinking of your ex husband of 30 plus years.

Thinking of you still makes my Twat Twitchy.

by Tina the Twat Twitcher April 3, 2024

Curtain Twitching

When tweakers are looking out the window

Darcy was so tweaked out of her mind she couldn't stop curtain twitching

by Lydia916 April 5, 2024

Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"

"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"

by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025

Willy Twitcher

An very attractive woman that, when seen unexpectedly, causes an involuntary twitch in a a man’s penis. It does not necessarily result in a full erection.

Person 1: “Bro, did you see that?”
Person 2: “See what?”
Person 1: “That hot chick over there. She is a total Willy Twitcher.”

by Barfsampson March 10, 2026