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Turn up Tuesday

When Coach Jerell Miller motivates you through music & his natural “turn up” energy to push your mind through a very intense hit cardio workout! #keepushing
Jerell’s turn up Tuesday was LIT 🔥 😎
by Papi esta aqui November 12, 2019
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Tuesday

By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.

Purpose of each day of the week:

Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
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Tuesday Lover

To do some weird and quirky activities on tuesdays
Tuesday lovers really love to put the vore in the vortennial
by M1kael July 2, 2023
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Tickle Tuesday

on tuesday you commit horrid yet hillarious violations to your close ones but simply tickling them, make sure they have PTSD by the end of the day from hillarious yet impossibly illegal violations, from tickling, some people take the chance out of context. if you know...
Hey it's tickle tuesday!

Help this dude is trying to tickle me on Tickle Tuesday!
by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025
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Texas Tuesday

The act of intercourse forcefully with a cactus. Could be a form of rape
She wanted the ole Texas Tuesday
by Texas Tuesday July 2, 2020
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tuesday downtime

the always-extended downtime of the World of Warcraft servers.
man, tuesday downtime was supposed to end at noon. it's postponed AGAIN and it's already 4pm!

pers 1: yo dude, it's tuesday.
pers 2: oh man, i guess that means no sunwell plateau
pers 1: nope.
by H. Derp August 17, 2010
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No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019
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