After you eat a wine glass byte by bite, your stool will look AND FEEL like sharp tomatoes. As seen on A&E TV channel show, " My Strange Addiction."
Michael, be sure to eat mommy's sharp tomatoes out of the toilet before you go to school, okay? Mommy's digested glass shards don't flush down the toilet.
by mooffoom March 18, 2025
Get the Sharp tomatoesmug. 1. person who is always blushing; unnoticeable if they get a sunburn. They are typically white. Bonus points if they are also ginger or dyed their hair red or green.
2. person with a bad sunburn covering entire body or visible part of body
3. produce item that is often argued about in regards to whether or not they are a fruit or vegetable
4. One of the 3 ingredients in a BLT sandwich
2. person with a bad sunburn covering entire body or visible part of body
3. produce item that is often argued about in regards to whether or not they are a fruit or vegetable
4. One of the 3 ingredients in a BLT sandwich
1. My friend is such a tomato that she got a sunburn once and nobody noticed for at least an entire day, including herself.
2. I accidentally fell asleep on the beach yesterday, now I look like a tomato. This pain is unbearable.
3. Person 1: What's your favorite fruit?
Person 2: Tomatoes.
Person 1: That's not a fruit, that's a vegetable!
Person 2: This group of scientists confirmed it as a fruit!
Person 1: But this group of even better scientists classified it as a vegetable!
~Continue argument for an infinite amount of time~
4. A BLT has 3 key ingredients: bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Without any of these 3 ingredients, it simply is not a BLT.
2. I accidentally fell asleep on the beach yesterday, now I look like a tomato. This pain is unbearable.
3. Person 1: What's your favorite fruit?
Person 2: Tomatoes.
Person 1: That's not a fruit, that's a vegetable!
Person 2: This group of scientists confirmed it as a fruit!
Person 1: But this group of even better scientists classified it as a vegetable!
~Continue argument for an infinite amount of time~
4. A BLT has 3 key ingredients: bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Without any of these 3 ingredients, it simply is not a BLT.
by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017
Get the tomatomug. by A. T. Wilds July 30, 2016
Get the Tomatoedmug. The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.
by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014
Get the Tomato Sandwichmug. Eating a girl out on her period
by TremblesAK August 21, 2020
Get the Tomato munchmug. tomatos are yummy
by tomatolovererererererrerer June 14, 2021
Get the tomatomug. When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8, you then pinch it off and tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.
Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks
Evers: Please tell me you gave her a tomato gushers
Evers: Please tell me you gave her a tomato gushers
by T3Dude April 21, 2022
Get the tomato gushermug.