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Toilet Sync

Going to the toilet at the same time as someone else multilple times during the day.
dude I keep running into Toni in the toilets. We must be in toilet sync!
by DanStar August 5, 2009
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Toilet Amnesia

The act of pooping on a toilet and then spacing out for about 10 minutes thinking about anything.
Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.
by vivarlotto January 7, 2009
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The Toilet Garb

During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.
I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.
by K.R. Prown February 8, 2010
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toilet water

what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them
by lunar shadows September 23, 2004
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Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.
"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"
by Steve Nurse February 9, 2006
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Toilet Boy

The kid who always puts his hand up in the middle of class and asks,
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.

Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.
Man, that Billy always needs a pee in the middle of the lesson. He's such a Toilet Boy.
by scribblersam May 15, 2010
mugGet the Toilet Boymug.

toilet suicide

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.
"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"
by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006
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