Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.

Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste

by peanut pounder April 23, 2009

Toilet Sync

Going to the toilet at the same time as someone else multilple times during the day.

dude I keep running into Toni in the toilets. We must be in toilet sync!

by DanStar August 05, 2009

Toilet Talk

When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.

Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.

by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

toilet wand

A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!

Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?

by toilet wand February 04, 2022

toilet water

what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them

SPARKY! Get your head out of the shitter!

by lunar shadows September 24, 2004

toilet suicide

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.

"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 07, 2006

Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.

"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"

by Steve Nurse February 08, 2006