Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.
by vivarlotto January 7, 2009
Get the Toilet Amnesiamug. When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"
Off the toilet Hot.
OTT for short
Off the toilet Hot.
OTT for short
by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013
Get the Off the Toiletmug. The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.
by peanut pounder April 23, 2009
Get the Toilet cupcakemug. by lunar shadows September 23, 2004
Get the toilet watermug. The kid who always puts his hand up in the middle of class and asks,
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.
Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.
Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.
by scribblersam May 15, 2010
Get the Toilet Boymug. A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.
by Steve Nurse February 9, 2006
Get the Toilet Tittiesmug. In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.
by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006
Get the toilet suicidemug.