Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious
Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭
by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024
Get the Toasteringmug. An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his
French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.
French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.
I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.
by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024
Get the low down dirty toastermug. by Stassilynn October 5, 2023
Get the Toastermug. Jeff: Yo, should I lay the pipe on Jenny tonight?
Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.
Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.
by peckerface22 December 10, 2016
Get the Toastermug. Part toaster, part mage, "magical creature"
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.
by BanderaIVVI January 19, 2005
Get the Toaster Magemug. The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum
by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025
Get the Glazed toaster strudelmug. by MarthaDonut April 18, 2017
Get the 2 slice toastermug.