Loafing

The act of an animal to take the shape of a loaf of bread

My cat was loafing on the couch

by XxX Potatobread Slayer XxX June 15, 2021

Steamy Loaf

The term used by intellectuals to refer to their bowel movements, poop, crap, shit, feces, and detritus.

Oh hang on man, I have to drop a steamy loaf before we head out.

by N0where August 19, 2024

Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024

Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?

" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"

by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024

Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf

"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"

by totallynotaghost December 29, 2024

Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.

"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"

by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025

loaf

a homosexual man who typically moderates discord severs, and attempts to groom minors.

"loaf was arrested the other day, they found the cp on his computer"

by sharpiebs June 21, 2025