swamp zombie

An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.

I don't know if *it* was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.

by swampzombiefetish January 23, 2014

Fashion Zombie

Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!

I was just raped by this totally hot fashion zombie.

by Doody Grese October 18, 2010

Zombie Dick

Typically occurs when she says it's that time of the month, and you drunkenly reply that you don't care and have sex anyways. Upon examining your penis post coitus, you realize that you now have a bloody Zombie Dick.

"Dude it looks like someone dipped a hotdog in ketchup and slapped your sheet like twelve times." "Nah man I just had an absolute Zombie Dick.

by JakeDaPillowSnake December 1, 2015

Closet Zombie

(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.

(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.

(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"

(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"

by TopHatter June 7, 2009

Swag Zombie

People who hang around booths at conventions to get free stuff.

Dude, those swag zombies totally took that shirt I wanted.

by ZmbieJesus September 15, 2011

zombie flu

You have the flu so bad you feel like the walking dead

I didn't have the regular flu, I had zombie flu

by SunnyDay April 9, 2014

Sugar Zombies

Sugar Zombies are hybrid human/zombies. (They are initially discovered in 10 Z.A., ten years after the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.)

Sugar Zombies survive on a sugar water solution.

by Sugar Zombies October 12, 2013