Open your eyes

What you say to people who've recently smoked marijuana.

Alex: Gee, this concert is da bomba!!!
Sam: Whoa...I'm so high right now...
Alex: Open your eyes dude, you're missing the show.

by burkeri September 2, 2011

open slather

A term coined on Twitter by @Archie21012 referring to the corruption of the Trump regime, in particular Price's and Pruitt's travel expenses and Trump's own cashing in at his own properties and billing the government for outrageous expenses.

This type of grifting, it's called "open slather."

by mrburlesk October 1, 2017

ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.

My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.

by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003

Opening the fridge door

The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.

Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”

Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*

by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019

secret open relationship

a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship

person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”

person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”

person 1: “bet, imma slide”

by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019

Opened the crazy door

making a girl cum once making them become crazy.

I opened the crazy door last night now Nicole won’t leave me alone.

by girlllyes July 8, 2019