person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!
by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008

by Johnny Knight November 9, 2013

1. (adj.) Nipples that smell like onions
2. (adv.) Nipples that bring tears to your eyes
3 (adj.) Old people nipples
2. (adv.) Nipples that bring tears to your eyes
3 (adj.) Old people nipples
"Damn, she had some onion nipples!"
"I went to lick her onion nipples, but I started to cry."
See granny porn...
"I went to lick her onion nipples, but I started to cry."
See granny porn...
by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.
I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!
by Ronald Stentwagon November 7, 2012

by Drewster888 February 23, 2009

by Llso March 10, 2014
