Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner

Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey

by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018

monkey jams

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.

"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."

by E-Male December 23, 2008

monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

crease-monkey

Cricketer of the highest standard.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.

"That Justin, he's one hell of a crease-monkey"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"

by DemonPixieBoy June 21, 2008

Baked monkey

While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."

Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.

by bakedmonkey69 February 1, 2022

Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017

monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina

Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.

by Young James April 23, 2008