geeble goose

1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.

1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.

by doobious25 December 29, 2010

Goose Fat

When the amount of Duck Butter is sufficient to create a thicker licker... otherwise known as Goose Fat

My balls are that deep in sweat, they are stuck to my inner thigh like they are covered in “goose fat”

by Oh lord Terry July 24, 2018

Goose Wayne

Gucci version of batman

Bro Goose Wayne followed me on twitter, gotta flex it to my hommies

by Goocci wayne March 28, 2020

Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.

That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck

by Imaroyaldude August 1, 2023

Goose chicken

describing something good

that shit was goose chicken, dog

by goose chicken master November 18, 2011

Goose Arse

A negative description of an individual who's entire arse sticks out from the body while they stay in an upright posture. This is caused by the individual pushing their lower back and hips backwards on a constant day-to-day routine and over years of holding this posture causes what we now call a goose arse, because they waddle around with their arse stuck out.
A prime example of this 'Goose Arse' effect would be the character Lechero from Prison Break season 3, the prison boss.

John: ..hey! Get aload of goose arse over there.
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Ben: What's up with this guy?
Mark: That's Ol' McGoose Arse mate
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Gaz: Argh! Tony's p*ssin' me off.. he doesn't do any work round here.. all he does is boss us around while he just sits on his fat f*ckin' goose arse.

by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<) August 7, 2015