by VegitoBlue234 June 16, 2018

by limey tacos April 3, 2009

A syndrome in which when you type too fast, You'll begin to miss spaces, letters or any other key. It can be acronymized into "FTS"
I accidentally wrote "Bamtan" instead of "Batman", Looks like my FTS (Fast Typing Syndrome) has got me!
by Spark the Electric Jester September 9, 2025

by BobnGiselle December 1, 2020

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
by Doctor W October 26, 2011

random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"
by morting September 5, 2025

Ordering a bottle or several glasses of Cabernet, generally at a restaurant of repute, and slamming the wine like a Jaegarbomb.
by notasatanist February 11, 2022
