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spunk fisting

A woman swallows a load then pukes the cum onto her fist and fists herself to get pregnant.
Greg's mom conceived by spunk fisting.
by Robert Paulson May 27, 2016
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Rule of Fist

Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.
Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.
by MrTastie April 13, 2017
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Furry Fisting

Verb

1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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bruno's fist

a solid ball like turd, shaped like a fist,
caused by a bad diet.
jon struggled with constipation before he dropped bruno's fist
by jay barker February 15, 2008
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Abus Fist

Term used to talk about a situation or a fact that is extremely good, favorable or cool.
Marie : The show was amazing!
Sandrine : Yeah! You're right! It was abus fist!
by Steffie8 May 4, 2009
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shit fist

One who masturbates into thier hand, which is full of feces.
you: hey bitch!
me: hey shitfist
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
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Iron Fist

The act of taking ones hand and clenching it into a tight fist with the properties of iron at which point it is then thrusted into the rectum of a unsuspecting target, causing irepairable anal damage and an odd, humiliating sexual pleasure.
"My bitch likes it hot, Iron Fist style."
"...dude your fucked up."

"You ready to be fisted?"
"Yes but no lube."
"...kinky."

"Anyone like Tekken?"
"You sick fuck!"
by The Iron Fister November 4, 2008
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