up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

up the ol' dirt road by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

the old dirt road 

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.

the old dirt road by Manchvegaseddieg March 4, 2014

Stroll down the old dirt road 

Light ass play

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.

Stroll down the old dirt road by Johnny Popcorn April 17, 2022

Up the Old Dirt Road

The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.

Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.

Up the Old Dirt Road by GottaLoveRobin June 28, 2009

The Seattle Dirt Bag 

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

The Seattle Dirt Bag by analvagina December 6, 2013

dirt in the ditch 

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

dirt in the ditch by Rick Bona October 21, 2009

dirt behind the ears 

To overlook important details

The amateur lawyer lost the case. She forgot to look dirt behind the ears.

dirt behind the ears by aditya7299 March 7, 2025