Dank Dick

The male equivalent of a "Bad Bitch"

You coulda had a Dank Dick, non-committal

by Bad Pussycat January 6, 2021

v dank

Very dank.

V just means very.

The Vlayboy jacket Craig Xen was wearing was V dank bofe.

by ThatYag April 19, 2018

Cosy dank

Aussie slang

The combination of the terms "cosy " (simular to the adjectives cool, awesome, sick)

"That guy is a cosy ca'nt"

And

"dank" (Adjective meaning good, potent, strong, heavy)

"Man, that was some dank bud"

"Cosy dank" is a super adjective and can be used at any time.

Origins Australia with a influence from New Zealand.

F@#k dude, those sunnies are cosy dank!

Shit yea! Cosy dank!

by Wolfpack101knutz October 21, 2016

Dank Sage

One who is of great reputation among friends for smoking massive quantities and holding their own, typically viewed as the elder of the smoking group. Typically always has a supply and rarely runs out, when he does he still finds ways to get baked. They tend to be much more productive while high and they can figure out how much they need to get to different levels of stoned. If they want to get fucked up they do, when they want a small buzz they get just that. The dank sage is less of an individual person and more of an idea, you can be very different among people and still be the dank sage, not all are chilled out. At a party they are the friend that is just as fucked up as everyone else yet still remains calm regardless of the situation.

NS: Dude will you be my Dank Sage for tonight?
DS: Hell yeah dude, I'll make sure you don't die tonight, just follow me bro.

by Pentar the Sage October 10, 2017

dank mob

Going for a drive to get some weed or smoking weed while cruising around

Some friends and i went on a dank mob.

by tejasdro April 4, 2014

Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.

Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.

by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019

duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.

Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018