carlos

sexy light skin british man with a sweet accent, all girls love him but he tells them he’s into guys absolute chad, better than messi at football

women: omg carlos pls let us have your babies

carlos: no

girls:*cry*

by Verbtheserf January 17, 2022

Carlos

His dick is so big and he’s so smexy I love when he emp👅

Person 1: omg Carlos has such a big dick
Person 2: IKR

by Carlosdicklover February 26, 2025

Carlos

Carlos is a Spanish/Mexican name to describe a man who cheats on his boyfriend and lies to his friends about it, he's also insanely gay.

See that guy who got arrested last week? He's a total Carlos!!

by CobraYee January 26, 2023

Carlo

Carlo is the guy to call when you are hangover and in need of a pita gyros.

A: I’m fucking dead today, could do with a pita…
B: you’ve gotta call Carlo, the pita delivery guy.

by Pita guy November 22, 2021

Carlos

Usually autistic

Carlos: eheheh
Nurse: loads gun

by AOUEGKHKL October 18, 2019

carlos

he is almighty god and owner, creator and divine founder of the universe as we know it.

carlos reigns over all, but his physical appearance is of a flea.

*In life threatening situation*
1: CARLOS, SAVE US! PLEASE!
2: I PRAISE YOU CARLOS!
1: WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER!

by ilovetwitch February 2, 2021

Carlo

Карлос - огромный человек и человек, не позволяйте им приближаться к вам, или они потянут ваш быстрый ...

Омг, что парень Carlo - это все!

by XX69DATBOI69XX November 22, 2018