Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Super Jet

the act of accelerating the mph of your urine by wanking.

Joseph Super Jetted so far it hit Caroline in the eye.

by excelledstream March 28, 2017

redneck jet fuel

Any flavor of Monster Energy.

Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild November 2, 2012

Jet

Word used by asian co-worker when trying to leave work in order to eat corado or consume rib.

Mike, ready to Jet? I am trying to eat rib.

by Chairman Meoww July 2, 2010

Jet-Roll

A Jet-Roll is when a World of Warcraft toon sneeks up behind you and starts dancing in a dress. The ultimate Jet-Roll is when a Male Blood Elf in a big red dress gets behind you and starts dancing

/w You've just been JET-ROLLed

Lmao! thats my 9th Jet-Roll tonight

by Badjet June 17, 2008

Cool as jets

To get angry and hot tempered about something.

Tell him I know he cheated on his gf. That will have him cool as jets

by FranxNidge November 24, 2024