When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017
Get the monkey dickingmug. by okmnjiuhbvgytfcxdr July 15, 2022
Get the favela monkeymug. by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017
Get the Rod Monkeymug. Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!
Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!
That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!
Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!
I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!
Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!
He was driving like a Gear Monkey!
If only I could Gear Monkey
She was totally Gear Monkey last night!
That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!
Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!
I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!
Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!
He was driving like a Gear Monkey!
If only I could Gear Monkey
She was totally Gear Monkey last night!
by The Gear Monkey May 9, 2018
Get the Gear Monkeymug. A police officer, especially one who reflexively uses his or her Taser in situations in which a real cop would rely on his or her wits and communication skills.
Peace Loving Citizen: Excuse me, officer, might you have the time?
Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.
Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.
Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!
Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.
Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.
Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!
Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
by taserbrain February 12, 2010
Get the Taser Monkeymug. A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
by Karma Sutra June 11, 2018
Get the Monkey bombmug. by Seeryulz May 16, 2020
Get the Monkey Trumpetmug.