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by Kiberscotch February 20, 2017

by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020

Majin: I'm better. I am better. I am literally just better.
Unused: Oh my gosh, okay.-
Majin: I am literally just better. I am quite literally the definition of better.
Unused: Okay dude,-
Majin: Look up the definition of better on the- on the-
Unused: Okay.
Majin: Look- Look up the definition of better, right now look up the definition of better-
Unused: I don't want to-
Majin: -and you'll see a picture of me.
Unused: Oh my gosh, okay.-
Majin: I am literally just better. I am quite literally the definition of better.
Unused: Okay dude,-
Majin: Look up the definition of better on the- on the-
Unused: Okay.
Majin: Look- Look up the definition of better, right now look up the definition of better-
Unused: I don't want to-
Majin: -and you'll see a picture of me.
by Blue Imposter March 6, 2024

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.
Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.
by AberFitch1220 March 2, 2009

by Chicken 🐔 February 25, 2019

Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2024

by Leftovapuddl June 15, 2024
