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Ghost-Texting

The act of typing without a keyboard due to an interference by physical displacement of the typing device, simply known as "Yeet". Or by supernatural powers (e.g., Wizards, Superheroes, and Ghosts).
"Somebody yeeted my phone so hard, I'm ghost-texting rn!"
by Ghost Of Tesmul February 19, 2023
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Group Tenting

When you and the boys pop some Viagra and lounge about in basketball shorts just chilling all night.
Hey. I just happen to have four Viagra on me, and we all seem to be wearing pretty comfortable shorts. You guys wanna go group tenting?
by Oomny July 31, 2024
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Noodle Texting

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
by Puddle guts October 8, 2023
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Wine tasting

When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.
"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
by Nails&dice January 14, 2024
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Cross Texting

The act of texting someone on multiple social media sites in the same moment. Leaving them confused or irritated most of the time.
Billy: Yo, why the hell did you text me on snap, instagram and facebook all at the same time? We just got done texting on insta.

Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.

Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*

Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!

George: Sorry, I do it religiously.
by v1ruzes December 9, 2023
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skin tasting

The act of covering your elbow in peanut butter and having your dog like it off, whilst masturbating to the feeling
John: did you hear Noah was skin tasting yesterday?
Taylor: Yeah I saw the video, it was amazing.
by ClaxMcb meatrider March 21, 2024
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Double texting

Being ignored on more than one occasion. Telling bad jokes etc.
Kha: Excuse, Yo can I get your number ?
Mir: she don’t want you bro double texting at this point
by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024
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