technobation

masturbation, with the assistance of technological advances (webcam, phone, text messages)

I just had an incredible technobation sesh with my long distance boyfriend

by robdub November 2, 2010

Techno-ing

The act of dancing like an idiot, to techno music, until youre ready to pass out because you can't catch your breath:P

Lindsey's been doing a little too much Techno-ing at these raves, or maybe its the drugs:p

by pterodactylrex December 11, 2010

technocity

a way of measuring how amazing something using bass of techno music theory; measuring scale of 92-1000Tn's.

the song BOOM BOOM POW maybe main stream but because of its ridiculous bass it scores a 680 on the TECHNOCITY scale.

dude that last song i heard score a 900Tn+ on the TECHNOCITY scale.. It was freakin' amazing and kept me at least intertained the whole night.

by Technocity November 24, 2010

Techno

An eargasm

Dude i need to wipe off my ear after hearing all that techno

by borosoccer20 March 3, 2011

Technazi

1. One who occupies multiple technologies at one time.
2. To dictate a technology.

1. "Sam's younger sister is a Technazi, as she watches television while she checks her facebook statuses."

2. "Matthew's brother in law 'Technazis his internet when streaming his indie film."

by iResentment May 2, 2012

Technodick

Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.

noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.

noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM

"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"

"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."

"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."

by Semtek December 28, 2012

techno pleb

It is a person who doesn't have modern and up to date technical equipment used for social media and communication.

Someone who uses older technical things to communicate with other people., example not having face time or using letters instead of email thus being a Techno Pleb

by Gadget Boy September 9, 2013