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team duece

The act of taking a shit with one or more of your friends in a public restroom.
"Hey guys, lets take a team duece, then shower, and head out to pick up some tramps..."
by Marko June 24, 2004
mugGet the team duecemug.

team sloot

your schools group of sloots that get with every guy you know at one point throughout the year, generally underclassmen wanting attention from older dudes
<darius> we need some bitches dude this shits mad sausage...

<thomas> call up the team!!!!!!

<wes> team sloot!!
by Hilarious Darius August 23, 2006
mugGet the team slootmug.

team killed

When a group 2 or more enemy players kill you while you're by yourself
Damnit! I got fucking team killed!
by Dubiks April 30, 2019
mugGet the team killedmug.

paper team

A team of writers in Hollywood or any production industry that work for one salary because the financing available does not permit two individual salaries.
Jack and Jill? They've never met before today - they're new and the producer made them a paper team to get them on board for cheap.
by renegadescorpion November 14, 2015
mugGet the paper teammug.

team building

Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.

The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.

Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.

Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.

(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
by Greeenie June 16, 2011
mugGet the team buildingmug.

Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon Go. While easily the most popular team in the game, the majority seems to be the most butthurt. When they're not busy getting their gyms taken from them, they can be found on various forums either touting how smart they are, or calling Team Valor brainless jocks.

Thrilling.

When encountered in the wild, the bulk of Team Mystic seems to be made up of teenagers or salty neckbeards complaining about the heat.
Team Mystic would have the White House if they spent less time calling Valor dumb.
by Budhurt July 25, 2016
mugGet the Team Mysticmug.

band team

n. a derogatory term used to describe a person or people whom one feels is lower than the cum that gets stuck in your pubes when you get lazy
Steven: "Sorry dude, that sucks that she has a boyfriend. Is he at least cool?"
Steve: "Nah, he's a fuckin' flamer. He's probably on the band team."
by Railsplitter December 27, 2008
mugGet the band teammug.

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