Tom Fuckery 

1.) All acts of foolishness and misbehaviour that can normally be encompassed by the word Tom Foolery. Substituting "Fuckery" rather than "Foolery" gives the term a more meaningful tonality when used.

What's with all this Tom Fuckery?

I don't want to see anymore Tom Fuckery going on, understand?

Tom Fuckery by Atticus187 December 22, 2008

tom reed 

term used by finnish drag queens in the early 19th century for cocaine laced marijuana cigarettes.
also: a toothbrush that has been dipped in reptile feces..

doris nearly passed out when she took of the tom reed some queen passed her at the party.

tom reed by ?? December 15, 2004

Tom D. 

It is an acronym for "tities on my dick". Used primarily to signify from male to male that someone wants titties on their dick.

Tim and Bob were talking with Sandy and Tim said "I wish Tom D. was here!"

Tom D. by BigB1991 March 30, 2010

Tom Brokaw 

According to Walker from Talladega Nights, he's a punk.

"Greatest generation, my ass. Tom Brokaw is a punk!"

Tom Brokaw by JJtoob September 6, 2012

Tom Sherman Special 

Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:

a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.

b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.

1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.

2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.

3. Give 'er the ol' TSS

Tom Sherman Special by Unshaven Maven January 19, 2014

tom mulcair 

A strange orange-skinned alien from Mars.

Greetings Earthlings! My name is Tom Mulcair.

tom mulcair by Stephen Harper Supporter December 8, 2015

tom riddle 

a sexy mf

“tom riddle’s makin me feel a type of way” -me
“stfu” -my friend

tom riddle by highbythe505 March 4, 2021