toast points

When you cut a slice of bread in half diagonally, you have just created toast points.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.

Whoa, hoooooooo that's not bread....those are toast points!

by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003

wet toast

A piece of toast that has been ejaculated on by many males, to be consumed by whoever shot the smallest load.

Boudreau had a nice feast of wet toast.

by Ted McCall May 3, 2004

Dumb As Toast

A reference to one who is quite intellegent, but slow in the brain department.
Sometimes is not up with the new lingo.

"Man, i'd tap that guy so fast."
"You'd what that guy?"
"Man Jess, you're as dumb as toast."
"Fo sho."

by Julian R. October 12, 2005

thats fucking great.

what I would say because I dont fucking care anymore.

he tricked me into thinking he was gonna be there always but he was nothing but a fake.
Quote 'thats fucking great.' good for you.here the medal.

by UdaFaggette May 24, 2008

Tats

A thinly-disguised word that means the same as Tits.

Jacob: So, do you like tats?
Ryan: You betcha. I like them a lot.

by Ryan October 26, 2004

thats fulton

a word used to describe something extremely homosexual

John:Dude Billy tried to hit on me today.

Jim: Aww... dude,thats fulton

by woodland December 11, 2006

Thats got to count for something!

In Beer Pong, when a ball bounces into a cup on the side of the table that has already been made.

While playing beer pong at a pregame, Joseph shoots the ping pong ball and it bounces into a cup that has already been made and yells "thats got to count for something!"

by 21-16 May 20, 2011