race track sexy

A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion

Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy

Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....

by MindYourMerkin August 14, 2017

tweet-tacking

Attacking anything via a Tweet!

Attacking a person, place, or thing using a Tweet post on Twitter.

trump is tweet-tacking the media again!

by LKingmanL September 13, 2018

One Track Pony

Another way of saying One Hit Wonder, an artist known for only one song and nothing else.

Crazy Town is a famous one track pony with that song "Butterfly" in the early 2000s

by Phyterpilot April 19, 2019

tick-tack bush

Used to describe someone with a penis small enough that it is not visible through their pubic hair.

Get your damn tick-tack bush away from me!

by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019

8 track tapeworm

A song stuck in your head, on auto-repeat since 1966.

Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

Cum Tackle

When she said she don't want that cum but you give her the good ol Cum Tackle and give it to her anyway.

Guy: "Baby I know you want my cum."
Girl: "No I don't! Leave me alone!"
(Guy cum tackles the girl)

by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020

Cy-Tracked

When you smoke Snoop Dog levels of weed and then fall asleep immediately after you made plans to go do something.

Sorry I didnt show up last night, I got Cy-tracked.

by sikpuhp April 20, 2020