Tired

Feeling like you just want to lay in bed, not wanting to deal with the world, and just wanna cry

Person 1: Heyo hru
Person 2: I’m tired
Person 1: welp that sucks, hope you get enough rest! Gotta go now bye :)

by Agayhuman February 13, 2022

[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009

Tire Man

When someone who dresses up as a tire for some damn reason.

Tire God: Hello there.
Pixie God: IT'S OVER TIRE MAN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, YOUR Tire Man SUIT CAN'T BE LIKE THIS FOREVER.
Tire God: HAHHAHHAH YOU WILL FAIL Pixie God You will always be weak.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

Rusty Tire

When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth

Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?

by Mussell applebald March 4, 2024

Tired

Me

Capybaras are adorable and you can fight me if You disagree

(Tired)

by I’llRegretThisNameIn3Years October 2, 2022

tire cult

the definition of swag

👹tire cult👹

by oxygen_12345 July 29, 2021

mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore

the expression of pure joy and being grateful. for the second person — full time success of screwing theirs sleep schedule, after such a long time.

person1. hey, mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore !
person1. *waking up* fuck yes..

by bellamy96blake January 1, 2021