Motherfucker

My dad.

Dad, why are you such a motherfucker?

by 😟emoji October 13, 2022

country motherfucker

Someone doing crazy shit

That's a country motherfucker

by Jdhead69 October 17, 2022

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

horsecock motherfucker

(Noun)

Someone whom you don't know who's done something admirable or something you personally find great. Whoever the guy is probably has a massive horsecock because what he did was so good.

"yo I was in the drive-thru at McDicks and old dude in front of me in a beemer paid for my food let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"lol nice. who did that shit?"
"man idk, some horsecock motherfucker, that's all I know."

by 3i5 January 15, 2022

motherfucker

a penis that has not formed correctly

he is a fucking motherfucker

by penisman229 November 14, 2022

Motherfucker

The last person you want fucking your mother, or any of your female relatives for that matter.

"Dad molested me when I was a girl; he's a real serial motherfucker."

by Batfemme75 May 17, 2022

motherfucker

your dad

your dad is a motherfucker

by AHHHHHKAZOOSLMFAO May 31, 2022