by Johnny Knight November 9, 2013

person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!
by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008

1. (adj.) Nipples that smell like onions
2. (adv.) Nipples that bring tears to your eyes
3 (adj.) Old people nipples
2. (adv.) Nipples that bring tears to your eyes
3 (adj.) Old people nipples
"Damn, she had some onion nipples!"
"I went to lick her onion nipples, but I started to cry."
See granny porn...
"I went to lick her onion nipples, but I started to cry."
See granny porn...
by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.
I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!
by Ronald Stentwagon November 7, 2012

by Drewster888 February 23, 2009

by Llso March 10, 2014
