Glizzy Goblin

A fat, unattractive woman who gets by on sucking dick. Not to be confused with a “keg on legs”.

-Yo playboy why you with that fat, ugly bitch?
-Because she can suck a mean dick.

-Oh yeah, you got yourself a real glizzy goblin!

by GlizzyGoddess69_Noice February 17, 2023

going goblin

Presenting a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, lazy, slovenly, or greedy, typically in a way that rejects social norms or expectations.

Doesn't matter which audience Trump is speaking to, he's always going goblin.

by Doctxr82 December 6, 2022

skeet goblin

One who is greedy when it comes to the substance of skeet. This person usually sucks alotta dick and never shares.

Get off my dick you skeet goblin.

by Tyrone McDouche July 1, 2009

Ass Goblins

When you shit and you swear you hear your poop snickering...

Oh I've got to poop!*POOP* *SNICKER* Oh those damn ass goblins!

by Tom the a$$hole July 1, 2008

knob goblin

a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin

i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore

by mr_paul May 18, 2006

green goblin

When someone is sleeping you take a pickle, cover it in whipped cream then shove it up the sleeping victims ass.

Matt Morrison is likely to get a green goblin if he invites me over to his house for pickles and whipped topping pastrys.

by jononomous September 2, 2005

coffee goblin

Any unorthodox or non-clearly identifiable source of coffee. If one is able to produce coffee without visiting the nearest coffee shop and without the aid of a coffee maker, there may be a coffee goblin involved.

Johnny excused himself, citing his need to go squeeze the coffee goblin.

by Yrmeje Ewebi December 19, 2017