Ex. (talking to cat) "Mr. Buttons, what HAVE you been doing?!? You look like a total dirt muffin!!"
Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."
Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."
by notawombat2 July 21, 2011
Get the Dirt muffin mug.a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth
he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth
by otterlicious February 24, 2010
Get the dirt peddler mug.A white trash/over-weight/red neck/gangster/wankster/greaser all around trashy person that lingers around walmart not really looking at anything but not really not shopping at the same time. A lazy browser. Looks as if they have the IQ of a farm horse. And probably smells like one too. Trotting around walmart simply being in the way. Hanging out at walmart is their favorite past time.
Wally-dirt.
That crazy neighbor you have or have seen in movies that collects things that look like they've been bought at goodwill and decorated their yard with it all.
That crazy neighbor you have or have seen in movies that collects things that look like they've been bought at goodwill and decorated their yard with it all.
by kasperface December 1, 2009
Get the wally-dirt mug.The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'
Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.
by John Doaf December 5, 2009
Get the dirt on a flower mug.Clothing that afghany people wear often called man jammies. this type of clothing rarely gets washed and smells like a turd
by dirty nagran January 4, 2011
Get the dirt diaper mug.I had an ounce of vodka, sip of Jeger couple drops at the bottom of 6 beers and some tequila. I mixed them all together and made Dirt Juice.
by Scheezo December 1, 2010
Get the Dirt Juice mug.when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.
by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010
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