car whore

a girl who goes out with a guy just because of his car, not because he is hot ect. Car whores are usually found in Civics or Integras that have fart cans and a park bench spoiler.

Gosh, I am such a car whore

by Emily August 11, 2003

Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 19, 2017

Car is bad

A response to a statement that is painfully obvious, similar to the phrase, ‘no shit.’

Person A: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Person B: You look sad.
Person A: *rolls eyes* Car is bad.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 5, 2021

Bumper cars

When two guys bump their dicks together until one of them cums

The two of them played bumper cars all last night

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

car shoes

THe shoes o a car, also known as tires or wheels.

Chaeck out those car shoes!!

by marco May 13, 2005

BAR CAR

To not care about something that is said by another person, or is in the process of being said.

It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up

This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.

Person 1: "Yo how was your day?"

Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"

Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)

by Captain Banter May 20, 2008

Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.

Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain

by ProbablySam October 30, 2021