cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.

"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."

by GiraPratos April 16, 2017

COD

short for Call of Duty, a game series everyone thinks is going back to being good before the new game launches, then they play it and say it's garbage for any reason they can think of.

Person 1: "Bro, have you seen the new COD trailer?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it looks amazing. Better than Modern Warfare."

*A week after the game launches.*

Person 1: "This game is ass bro."

Person 2: "I know, SBMM is kicking my ass. I want Modern Warfare back."

by monkeybruhcodes January 12, 2021

Cod Caulkins

Swimming legend Greg Caulkins’s nickname earned after singlehandedly carrying the 1966-67 infamously poorly attended Furrburry Highschool swim team to state finals. Caulkins took first place in 9 of the 12 competitive swimming techniques recognized by state guidelines, with zero previous swim training. It was later discovered that his high diet of fish at a young age and being raised on a riverfront property had effected the his gene structure. Interestingly enough the issue caught the attention of the global media, bringing the first recorded instance of altered DNA Into the nations view and raising a debate that has continued to this day. The scientific community used information gained from the Cod Caulkin’s story to fuel interest into what became the precursor of genome editing in the late 1960s. Sports historians commonly refer to story as “Rivergate.” Subsequently, the local businesses began selling the “Cod Caulkins” a fish dinner prepared with the local cod in the Furrburry area. Furrburry census history is shown to triple in the years following, bringing with it an economic boom that has sustained and brought the townships average income to 34% higher than surrounding areas. In lieu of this, large businesses nation wide have been known to refer to building s new business and bringing jobs to a community as “Codding.”

“Whoa, slow down! We’ve got a regular cod Caulkins over here!!

“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”

“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”

“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”

by Musketpacker2848 August 11, 2019

cod prod

a manhood so long and slender that it can merely prod salmon canyon - no complete penetration

all his cod prod could do was poke around in salmon canyon - i'm remarkably unsatisfied.

by k-tips and s-tips June 3, 2006

Cod

1. Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae. Cod is also used as part of the common name for a number of other fish species, and one species that belongs to genus Gadus is commonly not called cod, but we still call it that.
2. Short term for saying, "Call of duty."

Degenerate: "Yo man let's play some COD."
Average White Boy: "Dad, let's go fishing for some Cod."

by SlongMAn January 29, 2021

Cod Cheeks

The Boston version of swamp ass

I have serious cod cheeks after a full
Day of travel

by Noclass March 21, 2025

that one mad Australian guy in cod

he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.

that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit

by wsdfibg;ewrgewiluyy August 1, 2023