y.a.k.w.t.f.g.o

Y- you

A-already
K-know
W-what

T-the
F-fuck
G-go
O-on

Girl that's my mfn Best Friend right because y.a.k.w.t.f.g.o !!!!

by they_love_my _melanin October 15, 2017

TFB

it's what you say to whiny little brats who don't get there way
it stands for too fucking bad

kid: waaaah waaah! i'm an annoying little brat!! gimme ice cream!
me: we don't have any ice cream, this is an office supply store.
kid: waah, i really wanted ice cream tho!
me: TFB my man....

by spanky July 10, 2003

TFG

Acronym for "That Fucking Guy". Uncommon, but widespread particularly in gamer parlance.

"Don't be TFG"
"I ran into a TFG at the tournament"
"There are a million TFGs on that server"

by Orcboy July 5, 2006

T.F.C.

T.F.C. or Token Fat Chick- The token fat girl that is always in a sorority in order to make the others girls seem more attractive by comparison. The T.F.C. also accompanies the other members of the sorority to parties and dance clubs and acts as the grenade.

Guy #1: "Dude the girls from the sorority just got to my party!"

Guy #2: "Good luck hooking up with any of them they brought along the T.F.C. and she's mastered the art of cock-blocking"

by Jonan2012 October 28, 2010

TFC

TFC stands for "Thanks For Calling." Used sarcastically to indicate to a friend that they excluded one from a social event or gathering.

For example, if a friend on Facebook posts a picture of themselves at the amusement park, one may comment "TFC" to indicate that one would have liked to join. In some cases it is nearly impossible for one to join should the event be out of town or country or sometimes it can make no sense at all because the friend may have even called to invite the person but the person could not make it due to their prior engagements. This is how it brings in some humor and sarcasm.

by misstdawg April 4, 2014

tft

Acronym: "total fucking toddler"

When an adult has a toddler sized meltdown and throws an epic temper tantrum.

I can't believe Myron yelled and screamed and threw that coffee cup across the table during the morning meeting. For someone in his 40s, he is acting like a "tft".

by Kathy G. September 12, 2011

tfc

short for "too fucking cool"

i tried calling rick, but he's tfc tonight with that fat new girl.

by nate March 18, 2005