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Scratch Team

A group from MIT and underpaid Indians that control the entirety of Scratch. They are sensitive man-children that ban a nigga for posting their personal opinion on a political matter (Abortion debate is allowed because why not lul). Criticism of BLM, LGBT, the terrible moderation, mentioning other social media, or using words like 'crap' or 'damn'. You get the point. Since scratch is family friendly, Scratch Team actively pisses on creators and pieces of work that might've took days to make.
New User: I might try this scratch thing to get a head start on programming
Banned User: Don't do that you're gonna waste your time
New User: How come? I've heard scratch is great in my school, alot of people use it
Banned User: Scratch is controlled by a overly sensitive group of manchildren called Scratch Team
New User: Ok and?
Banned User: I got banned for saying the LGBT community has problems that should be fixed
New User: Well, that's just an opinion, not ban worthy
Banned User: They also banned my friend for saying 'Damn' on his own project
New User: What should I do?
Banned User: Use python.
by Yuri Nation July 24, 2022
mugGet the Scratch Teammug.

team sloot

your schools group of sloots that get with every guy you know at one point throughout the year, generally underclassmen wanting attention from older dudes
<darius> we need some bitches dude this shits mad sausage...

<thomas> call up the team!!!!!!

<wes> team sloot!!
by Hilarious Darius August 23, 2006
mugGet the team slootmug.

team duece

The act of taking a shit with one or more of your friends in a public restroom.
"Hey guys, lets take a team duece, then shower, and head out to pick up some tramps..."
by Marko June 24, 2004
mugGet the team duecemug.

team killed

When a group 2 or more enemy players kill you while you're by yourself
Damnit! I got fucking team killed!
by Dubiks April 30, 2019
mugGet the team killedmug.

team building

Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.

The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.

Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.

Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.

(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
by Greeenie June 16, 2011
mugGet the team buildingmug.

Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon Go. While easily the most popular team in the game, the majority seems to be the most butthurt. When they're not busy getting their gyms taken from them, they can be found on various forums either touting how smart they are, or calling Team Valor brainless jocks.

Thrilling.

When encountered in the wild, the bulk of Team Mystic seems to be made up of teenagers or salty neckbeards complaining about the heat.
Team Mystic would have the White House if they spent less time calling Valor dumb.
by Budhurt July 25, 2016
mugGet the Team Mysticmug.

band team

n. a derogatory term used to describe a person or people whom one feels is lower than the cum that gets stuck in your pubes when you get lazy
Steven: "Sorry dude, that sucks that she has a boyfriend. Is he at least cool?"
Steve: "Nah, he's a fuckin' flamer. He's probably on the band team."
by Railsplitter December 27, 2008
mugGet the band teammug.

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