When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.
Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...
by Sharleen May 25, 2006
Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
by Muzza2k October 24, 2011
A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'
by Tom Scott February 19, 2004
A beautiful girl who's really smart and has the BEST sense of humour. Sweet, loving, kind, all the positive adjectives in the dictionary couldn't possibly describe how perfect this girl is. She's the most amazing person on earth and I'm so happy to get to love her.
"I love you Tan Yi, Eve"
by blackbabana September 04, 2023
Receiving oral sex from an over user of fake tan who ends up walking around with a face that resembles a mix of Ashoka Tano and Freddie Krueger.
"Picked up a slag last night who at first glance looked like a burn victim, but after I blammed on her face she was a ringer for Asooka Tan Ho!"
by Delburtington July 27, 2021
Girl 1: "Come on Skyrim! They're already at the beach!"
Girl 2: "Wait! I forgot to shave last night, I can't go!"
Girl 1: "Just do some tan line shaving!"
Girl 2: "Great idea!"
Girl 2: "Wait! I forgot to shave last night, I can't go!"
Girl 1: "Just do some tan line shaving!"
Girl 2: "Great idea!"
by NotaStoner420 April 29, 2015
Selamat petang kelas, honitchiwa Tan Meiliawati Sung!!!
by Tan Meiliawati Sung July 27, 2021