Splooath

The act of ejaculating to cope with a constant state of self-loathing

Wow, I hate myself so much, I guess the only thing I can do now is go to my room and splooath

by CerealNutter August 13, 2023

Sploop

Sloop is a name chosen only by beings equal with god. Only such divinity would appreciate the deeper meaning this singular strand of scribbles entails. The history, the references, the lore, all coalesce into but a word spoken exclusively by those worthy.

"Imagine being a mortal unable to say the word Sploop"
"Lmao, I wanna Sploop all over their asses rn."
"Hey look, it seems that bitch is abt to say it. Get ready to decimate his ass the moment it comes out his mouth"
An average conversation by 2 gods

by Axalcyst September 13, 2023

sploogetober

the act of which a single person does not stop maturating for the whole month of October.

"Hey john im about to complete sploogetober"

by white nigga September 14, 2023

Splooge Strife

When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.

In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee

I can't wait to splooge strife that native village Friday night.

by Sploogestrife October 23, 2023

Sploof

The definition of a sploof: someone who is constantly doing an idiotic thing that could or could not have been easily prevented

Marine dropped her vibrator out of her pocket in the middle of class, not once but twice.. everyone called her a sploof.

by GreyTime November 1, 2023

Splooky Dooky

The wettest shit possible

Casper was ill for a week, and he said that he took the biggest Splooky Dooky ever

by ShangYu February 3, 2024

splooge

An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.

"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."

by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023