spiderman 3

The most disapointing movie of all time. Fans all over the world were uber anticipated for this highly exciting sequel featuring the biggest big dog of all time in Venom, also starring the sandman, and the introduction of the symbiote. Unfortunately, when fans saw the film, they were heartbroken from the utter terribleness of this film. Even the Spiderman 3 action figures were upsetting (they were only 4 inches tall compared to Spiderman 2's action figures which were 6 inches tall). If not for the free refills on large soda, man would have requested his 2 hours back.

SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@

It could be worse, we could be watching Spiderman 3!

Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level

Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night

"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom

by Ken Glin February 7, 2008

Spidiot

Someone who has no idea how to use the English language, yet insists on spreading his/her own horribly distorted version around the 'net, unaware or uncaring that they are demonstrating to the world just how stupid they are.

Individual #1: "Dude, you're so gullable. I wan2 kil u."

Individual #2: "You complete spidiot."

by Samuel Wilkinson April 9, 2004

Spider fuck

A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.

After I got her home she just jumped up and spider fucked me right there in the bathroom.

by Kroenig September 21, 2009

Spider-Man

this freakin' awesome guy when flings webs and does whatever a spider can.Hes sexy & he has spideyy senses!!

spider-man is my hero!!

by bobby boy December 29, 2005

spidometr

Semi-jocularly, Russian university students' slang for an AIDS test. The word puns on "SPID", pronounced "speed", the Russian acronym for AIDS, and English "speedometer".

My nuzhen spidometr. (Translation: We need the "SPIDometer".)

by pentozali November 19, 2007

spidermano

A dance club, more specifically in Cancun, Mexico, that doesn't resemble a typical dance club, because instead of having a dance floor and music you can dance to, it has fake ass celebrity wannabes singing and dancing to prerecorded shit music. It is a random ass club that has spiderman flying from the ceiling and fighting with the green goblin, and Beetlejuice midgets stripping in front of fat chicks.

When in the car talking to a cab driver, especially in Cancun. "Senor don't take us to a club de spidermano." "No spidermanos please!"

by Benny K. March 26, 2008

spidell

The raddest fucking name on the planet. I can't even begin to tell you how awesome a person with this name is. Also the name for a donkey rapist.

"Will them Spidell boys make it over the cliff or will they lose all of Hazard County in a drunken sack race?"

by Garrett Pratt April 21, 2008