Speak white

What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.

- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.

by Chón August 27, 2024

Cop speak

A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.

The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.

by CharleneV May 05, 2023

If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.

B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs December 01, 2022

puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool March 27, 2016

Speaking Middish

Used to describe someone that is being mid.

Mid person: *loses game by a landslide*
Other players: speaking middish???

by ProfessionalBozo December 27, 2022

speaking da da

like speaking facts fr

me: bro people are so annoying these days

gianna: so true, you speaking da da 🗣

by gaytingz April 27, 2021

Idiomologically speaking

instead of using some lame ass shit like “metaphorically speaking”, the cool kids have been getting into idioms. Just look up the definition of idioms and logic

Al:“Idiomologically speaking, i hate myself”

Anne frank:”oh”

by Roachdawg October 16, 2022