Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.
by Wicksters October 12, 2018
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Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
by eternalsadness January 30, 2022
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spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 11, 2020
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Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 23, 2021
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Spank the monkey

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
by SmartName December 06, 2018
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spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.
Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"
by xxdickyboyxx August 24, 2020
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Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal
That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!
by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021
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