Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011

Rock in a Sock

A crude flail like weapon crafted within seconds, usually used by someone in a very desperate and dire situation.
Often used when you have no other weapon. Usually people take a sock off, drop a rock in it and then they have a weapon.

Ay bruh, we was bout to jump that dude but he ripped off his sock and tied off a rock in the end of it. Rock in a sock be a crazy mad weapon bruh.

If you ain't got a weapon you gonna pick up a rock in a sock.

Rock in a sock is a prison style weapon like the slock.

by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019

spicy sock

A sock in which one excretes diarrhea into, allowing the feet to become warm when cold.

After shoveling snow, I had to put on my spicy socks to warm my feet up.

by NickyDpropano November 9, 2022

Dobby's sock

A simple name for your cum sock.

Ugh Dave, just found your dobby's sock. Bloody mingin aight.

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan January 22, 2020

strawberry sock

When you are having anal sex, you pull your dick out and the girls intestines are wrapped around your dick.

WTF! I just strawberry socked you

by Devin Johnson April 28, 2008

Sock Feet

(n): Bare feet that are covered with socks. Two feet with socks. (v): Wearing your socks without shoes.

(n) I went to get the mail in my sock feet.
(n) I slipped in the kitchen in my sock feet.
(v) I sock footed it down to the mail box.

by Michael Ratcliffe February 9, 2008

Sleezar Sock

This is what happens when you wear you socks outside or into the garage, thus stepping into puddles and making your socks all wet and scummy. All the grease and dirt from the floor accumulates onto the the sock, thus a sleezar sock.

"Sleez your socks look rank, have you been outside in dem?"
"Yea dats my bad, i guess I created some sleezar socks, huh?"

by Jim Itor October 17, 2008