splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.

Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch

by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018

Snatch Hook

the use of a curved fire poker to hook a girl by the pussy to bring her to the meat shaft.

Nick: last night I used the Sara Snatch Hook to get her on my cock. Works every time.

by tsl18 June 8, 2020

Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023

Snatch Tackle

The ring hanging from a pierced clitoris.

When i went down on her i cut my lip on her snatch tackle.

by Tacobar May 15, 2009

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

Snatch shot

An unsolicited vagina picture

I can't believe that girl just sent me a snatch shot.

by Miz_Liz March 21, 2022

Snatch smasher

An unusually large penis.

I slept with a guy last night. He was a total snatch smasher.

by Oodygoodle May 24, 2016