splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.

Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch

by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018

wet snatch

when a vagina is used very often by multiple men. The vagina is loose as a goose and can only fit BBC

"yo jason why are you dating that girl with the wet snatch?"

by wetsnatchbogefeen June 4, 2017

Cactus Snatch

A dry scratchy vagina.

I need more lube my girl has cactus snatch.

by Sharp2112 July 15, 2017

snicker-snatched

To be taken as a child by a small naughty creature, like an imp or a faerie.

We snicker-snatched the babe from its cradle, where it grew alongside the flowers for many years.

by Ima Physch May 3, 2021

stroller snatching

the act of taking the baby out of the stroller and putting it on the ground and stealing the stroller while the baby cries.

Chris: Hey Collin! do you wanna go stroller snatching after school?
Collin: hell yeah! i wanna kick the baby as we leave
Chris: no Collin no kicking

by Chris W.S. Thug Life Romero November 18, 2011

Snatch Hook

the use of a curved fire poker to hook a girl by the pussy to bring her to the meat shaft.

Nick: last night I used the Sara Snatch Hook to get her on my cock. Works every time.

by tsl18 June 8, 2020

Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023