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Snart

When the force of one's sneeze begins a chain reaction leading to a fart. Usually accompanied by suprise, and slight butt discomfort.
Dude, my allergies were killing me this morning. I snarted on the train multiple times, and had to buy new underwear during my lunch hour.
by Etomolo-G September 20, 2011
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Snarping

An impromptu solo dance primarily performed in Panamanian strip clubs whereby the performer fully extends one arm to the side, keeping it perpendicular to their body with palm facing downward, fingers together and outstretched, and wrist bent slightly upward. The dancer frenetically gallops while sidestepping in the direction of the guiding arm, occasionally pausing to squat in sync to the music while switching arms in a blade-like, slicing motion. Leaning forward with one palm to the floor and gyrating the buttocks high in the air gives additional flare. Success is determined by a positive reaction from female dancers, negative reaction from male patrons, and maintaining this fine balance without being ejected from the establishment. Free drinks and lap-dances are also considered signs of approval.
"Dude, did you see Nick? He's been Snarping for 5 hours straight!"
by Jophery Bogglesworth January 9, 2012
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Snarkgasm

After snarkubation comes snarkgasm. Now the snarkubator is satisfied for the moment at least.
If one snarkubates enough evenuually they will reach snarkgasm.
by Withoutaname April 23, 2014
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Snarffing

Snarffing - The act of receiving oral sex while holding and or petting a feline.
Nothing like a little snarffing to start the day!
by WuTank July 9, 2014
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Snarphenderp

That face you make right before you sneeze.
Guy 1 "Man I totally just snarphenderped for like 15 seconds!"

Guy 2 "I know that feel bro..."
by cushta June 4, 2015
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Snarked

In the words of Lewis Carroll -
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:

A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""

In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.
When he had a head full of LSD he often exclaimed "I'm absolutely Snarked"
by Thuhsecksmacheen May 24, 2016
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snarffle

a giant chow chow or other overly sized wrinkly floofy floof woof woof doggo pupper
that floof is a snarffle (scientifically accurate)
by floofyflooffloof May 25, 2017
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