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not surprising then.. just a question when
not surprising then.. just a question when
by ripanna February 11, 2007
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A married man who created a religion in order to have guilt-free sex with his 16 year old housekeeper. He wrote a book which contains the phrase "and it came to pass" hundreds of times, because he was an uneducated man who tried to copy the style of the Bible and couldn't write very well. Although he practiced polygamy and he is the most important person in the Mormon religion, Mormons today are very against polygamy because a long time ago the church decided it needed to stop in order to gain acceptance among people. Don't be fooled. Mormon heaven involves polygamy, their prophet was a polygamist, and if they could have continued marrying multiple 12 year old girls and fucking them (as they did in the past and as fundamentalist Mormons continue to do to this day, seriously) you can bet your ass they would.
Joseph Smith created a cult, but his followers will tell you it is just as legitimate as any other religion. Except for the fact that all the world's scientists will tell you that New Mexico was not the cradle of civilization, and there is absolutely no evidence of Israelis in ancient America. Sorry, Joseph Smith had no idea of modern science when he was making up this crock of garbage.
Mormons aren't bad people, but they are stupid for believing in this gigantic load of bullshit. They also believe non-white people were cursed by God.
Joseph Smith created a cult, but his followers will tell you it is just as legitimate as any other religion. Except for the fact that all the world's scientists will tell you that New Mexico was not the cradle of civilization, and there is absolutely no evidence of Israelis in ancient America. Sorry, Joseph Smith had no idea of modern science when he was making up this crock of garbage.
Mormons aren't bad people, but they are stupid for believing in this gigantic load of bullshit. They also believe non-white people were cursed by God.
by the crusader November 8, 2007
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Get the Slothman mug.Person A: Yo man. I heard about you going down on Cassie the catfish last night. How did it go?
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
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Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
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Get the Trevor Smith mug.Miss Smith is a fat school teacher who is the biggest dyke in the whole world. you will never meet a teacher with the flattest ass, smallest feet, most messed up teeth, tiniest hands, and the weirdest looking oompa loompa you will ever see. in other words she is a fat lonley oompa loompa dyke who lives alone with her pussys and doggies and humps them all night...yea
Oh my God did you see Miss. Smith today, She was starin down that dyke ref and you could tell she was undressing her with her eyes. Miss smith LIKES TO LOOK AT PEOPLES ASSES AND BOOBS only girls though..
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