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Outside Smoker 

In swimming or track, the athlete in the farthest lane is the slowest qualifier of the heat. He or she is expected to lose the race because he or she qualified in last place. When he or she wins the race in an upset, this type of underdog victory is designated as the "outside smoker"
"I thought that swimmer in lane 7 was sure to get last, but he surprised everyone with that come-from-behind victory. What a racer! What a beast! THAT is what we call an outside smoker!"
Outside Smoker by ALtheAdvocate October 8, 2008
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Smarties Smoker

A student who isn't interested in smoking but want to look like a smoker. Typically from the ages on 10-16. They are know for "smoking" on school campus during school.
Hey, you a smarties smoker?

Yea, want a smarties smoke?

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke 

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.
"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em 

a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)
We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.

Run Like Smoke N'Oakum

Oakum
n : loose hemp or jute fiber obtained by unravelling old ropes; when impregnated with tar it was used to caulk seams and pack joints in wooden ships
(these seems are called The Devil...the origins of the term "the devil's to pay")

It obviously means to take flight quickly, though I do not know the full history of the term...
"We shall run like Smoke N'Oakum" Captain Jack Aubrey in Master And Commander: Far side Of The World. (attributed to the 6th book of the series Desolation Island)

smoke it to the dome

To consume an allotted portion of marijuana to one's self, or one's "head", thus giving it its name.
Yo, how is that kid consuming 24 piece Wing It?
Are you kidding, he smoked a headies blunt to dome! You would too.

Yo, what do I do with this blizz?
Uh, smoke it to the dome?

smokeover 

to wake up high after a night (or very early in the morning) of smokin some dank
"i smoked that chron chron last night and i had a fuckin smokeover till 8:30am, and work was at 7...
smokeover by beth williams August 20, 2006